Cashier Confessions 4 [Hard Drive Archive]

HEB CHECKOUT 02

Me: “So, that’s going to be $120.38.”
Customer: “Woooooow, really?”
Me: “Yep.”
Customer: “Well, here’s $50.”
Me: “Cool, well that just leaves 70, then.”
Customer: “Well, that’s all I have.”
Me: “Do you have credit or debit?”
Customer: “I don’t believe in plastic.”
Me: “Like…cards?”
Customer: “The whole concept really.”
Me: “Uh-huh, well, I would…you know…like some…real money, then.”
Customer: “Yeah, that would be nice.”
Me: “Yeah…”
Customer: “Can I just pay you some other way?”
Me: “Not really. I can suspend the order if you want.”
Customer: “Like…in space?”
Me: “……………………………..Yeeees.”
Customer: “Okay, thank you. Shopping on acid is a lot more difficult than I thought.”
Me: “Um…it’s cool?”
Customer: “Have you ever tried it?”
Me: “……….”
Customer: “I’m leaving now.”
Me: “Yes, thank you.”

4 thoughts on “Cashier Confessions 4 [Hard Drive Archive]

  1. This was from several years ago when I was a cashier. Most of these people get followed out or have the police called on them (especially if they came in a car). From what I heard, though, he lived in the neighborhood and would just walk to and from. He got arrested once, but most people saw him as harmless and eventually just left him alone as long as he didn’t mess with anyone. It’s been maybe a few years or so since I’ve seen him though, lol.

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